AUDITIONS NOW OPEN

EVERY DOG HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY.

Send us a photo. We write the punchline. The internet votes. Your dog gets famous โ€” for ten seconds, which is honestly enough.

A Little Something Extra

Birthday greetings

Send someone a dog wishing them happy birthday. We'll make it, you send it, they'll never see it coming.

A real one we made โ€” Archie wishing Millie happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‚

Another one โ€” Perro and Chica wishing Polly happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‚

ยฃ8

One dog. One message. One very good birthday.

  • Tell us the dog, the name, and what they should say
  • Made by hand โ€” not a template
  • Delivered as a downloadable video within 48 hours
  • Yours to share anywhere โ€” tag us if you post it ๐Ÿพ
Pay ยฃ8 & Order โ†’

After paying, email the dog's photo + details to yourtalkingdog@outlook.com

PREMIUM
ยฃ12

Two dogs, one message. Double the chaos.

  • Upload up to 2 dogs โ€” perfect for multi-dog households
  • Both dogs talk together
  • Made by hand โ€” not a template
  • Delivered as a downloadable video within 48 hours
Pay ยฃ12 & Order Premium โ†’

After paying, email both dogs' photos + details to yourtalkingdog@outlook.com

Open Casting Call

Submit your dog

One photo. One dog. That's it.

Case Intake โ€” Two Ways In

Email Us Your Dog's Photo โ†’

โ€” or โ€”

DM Us on Instagram โ†’

Include your dog's name and, if you want, a note about their personality. We'll take it from there.

Note for the site owner: replace the Instagram handle above with your real one. No form, no backend, no setup โ€” submissions just land in your inbox and DMs.