Send us a photo. We write the punchline. The internet votes. Your dog gets famous — for ten seconds, which is honestly enough.
"Please like, follow, and share to get your dog talking just like me."
"I can't help it. It's just the way I was made."
"I am the boss of the balls in my house. All balls are mine!"
"I have thought about it, and no, I will not be sharing my bone."
Send someone a dog wishing them happy birthday. We'll make it, you send it, they'll never see it coming.
A real one we made — Archie wishing Millie happy birthday 🎂
Another one — Perro and Chica wishing Polly happy birthday 🎂
After paying, email the dog's photo + details to yourtalkingdog@outlook.com
After paying, email both dogs' photos + details to yourtalkingdog@outlook.com
One photo. One dog. That's it.
Case Intake — Two Ways In
Email Us Your Dog's Photo →— or —
DM Us on Instagram →Include your dog's name and, if you want, a note about their personality. We'll take it from there.
Note for the site owner: replace the Instagram handle above with your real one. No form, no backend, no setup — submissions just land in your inbox and DMs.
