Send us a photo. We write the punchline. The internet votes. Your dog gets famous — for ten seconds, which is honestly enough.
One clear, close-up shot. Good lighting. Direct eye contact preferred — we're casting personality, not scenery.
Your dog gets matched to a personality — smug, anxious, dramatic, or worse — and two or three scripts to match.
We post the options. Followers vote. The winning line becomes the video, and your dog becomes a small celebrity.
"I ate a whole shoe today. You still haven't finished that book. We're not the same."
"The vacuum moved. Nobody tell me why. I don't want to know."
"You left for five minutes. I aged. This is a memoir now. It's called 'Alone.'"
"The cat knows something. I've been watching him. He's been watching me. This is fine."
"Please like, follow, and share to get your dog talking just like me."
"I can't help it. It's just the way I was made."
"I am the boss of the balls in my house. All balls are mine!"
"I have thought about it, and no, I will not be sharing my bone."
One photo. One dog. That's it.
Case Intake — Two Ways In
Email Us Your Dog's Photo →— or —
DM Us on Instagram →Include your dog's name and, if you want, a note about their personality. We'll take it from there.
Note for the site owner: replace submit@yourtalkingdog.com and the Instagram handle above with your real ones. No form, no backend, no setup — submissions just land in your inbox and DMs.
