Send us a photo. We write the punchline. The internet votes. Your dog gets famous — for ten seconds, which is honestly enough.
One clear, close-up shot. Good lighting. Direct eye contact preferred — we're casting personality, not scenery.
Your dog gets matched to a personality — smug, anxious, dramatic, or worse — and two or three scripts to match.
We post the options. Followers vote. The winning line becomes the video, and your dog becomes a small celebrity.
"I ate a whole shoe today. You still haven't finished that book. We're not the same."
"The vacuum moved. Nobody tell me why. I don't want to know."
"You left for five minutes. I aged. This is a memoir now. It's called 'Alone.'"
"The cat knows something. I've been watching him. He's been watching me. This is fine."
"You spent $40 on a dog bed. I sleep on your laundry pile. Weak business decision."
"I wore the good bow for this. The LEAST you could do is post it."
"I get complimented in three languages. You get complimented never."
One photo. One dog. That's it.
Case Intake — Two Ways In
Email Us Your Dog's Photo →— or —
DM Us on Instagram →Include your dog's name and, if you want, a note about their personality. We'll take it from there.
Note for the site owner: replace submit@yourtalkingdog.com and the Instagram handle above with your real ones. No form, no backend, no setup — submissions just land in your inbox and DMs.
